Goldman Sachs isn’t the only Big Player losing one of its, um, big players this week.
TODAY is my last day at Dollar Shave Club. After almost half a month at the firm — first as the bear costume guy for our promo clip, then in the warehouse until last weekend, and since Tuesdsay doing a bit of phone and email stuff — I believe I have worked here long enough to understand the trajectory of its culture, its people and its identity. And I can honestly say that the environment now is as toxic and destructive as I have ever seen it.
To put the problem in the simplest terms, the interests of the client continue to be sidelined in the way the firm operates and thinks about making money. Dollar Shave Club is one of the world’s largest and most important shippers of disposable razors and it is too integral to global finance to continue to act this way. The firm has veered so far from the place I joined that I can no longer in good conscience say that I identify with what it stands for.
It might sound surprising to a skeptical public, but culture was always a vital part of Dollar Shave Club’s success. It revolved around teamwork, integrity, a spirit of humility, and always sending the right disposable razors to our clients. The culture was the “aftershave balm” that made this place great and allowed us to earn our clients’ trust for nearly two weeks.
It wasn’t just about making money; this alone will not sustain a firm for so long. It had something to do with pride and belief in the organization. I am sad to say that I look around today and see virtually no trace of the culture that made me love packing disposable razors for so many days. I no longer have the pride, or the belief.
But this was not always the case. For almost a whole afternoon I recruited and mentored candidates through our grueling interview process. I was selected out of a firm of more than 3 to appear on our promo video, which is currently playing in every wifi-equipped hipster coffee shop around the world. In the parking lot last Tuesday I managed the summer intern program in Envelope-Stuffing and Breaking Open The Big Boxes for eight winos who made the cut out of the many more who had applied.
We sent this guy a free bike and told him cyclists like to shave their legs.
I knew it was time to leave when I realized I could no longer look winos in the eye and tell them what a great place this was to work.
When the history books are written about Dollar Shave Club, they may reflect that the current chief executive officer, Alejandra, and the president, Mike, lost hold of the firm’s culture on their watch. I truly believe that this decline in the firm’s moral fiber represents the single most serious threat to its long-run survival.
My clients have a total asset base of more than a dollar a month. I have always taken a lot of pride in advising my clients to do what I believe is right for them, even if it means less money for the firm. Five blades? Who needs them? We said it ourselves! This view is becoming increasingly unpopular at Dollar Shave Club. Another sign that it was time to leave.
How did we get here? The firm changed the way it thought about leadership. Leadership used to be about a Five O’Clock Shadow, not needing a stubble-free face 24/7. Today, if you close enough 5 blade subscriptions for the firm (and are not currently on the rebound from Goldman Sachs) you will be promoted into a position of influence.
He has no hair anywhere on his body, and Alejandra has him on six 2 Blades a Month till 2016
What are three quick ways to become a leader? a) Execute on the firm’s “axes,” which is DSC-speak for persuading your clients to invest in the disposable razors or other products that we are trying to get rid of quickly for cash because we got them free off our suppliers. Even though they are crap razors. b) “Hunt Elephants.” In English: get your clients — some of whom are going bald and considering a “Shaved-Bald” look, and some of whom aren’t — to buy razors for shaving their heads as well as their face!
Call me old-fashioned, but “Shaved-Bald” sends out all sorts of mixed messages and I don’t like selling my clients a product that is wrong for them. c) Find yourself sitting in a seat where your job is to flog any plastic, shiny nonsense with a lubra-strip and a vibrating handle.
Today, many of these leaders display a Dollar Shave Club culture quotient of exactly zero percent. I attend sales meetings where not one single minute is spent asking questions about how we can deal cheaply with blade rash. It’s purely about how we can make the most possible money off of them.
If you were an alien from Mars and sat in on one of these meetings, you would believe that the smoothness of a client’s shave was not part of the thought process at all.
It makes me ill how callously people talk about ripping their clients off. Over the last week and a half I have seen Mike and Alejandra refer to their own clients loudly as “muppets,” sometimes within earshot while I’ve been on the phone to the latest newspaper asking about our viral Youtube video. No humility? I mean, come on. Integrity? It is eroding. I don’t know of any illegal behavior, but will people push the envelope and pitch lucrative and complicated 5-blade products to bum-fluffed 14 year-olds? Absolutely. Every day, in fact.
Mike actually laughs when he gets customer complaints to his smartphone like this one from two days ago.
It astounds me how little senior management gets a basic truth: If 14 year olds tear their faces open with a Quintessence every time they start playing with Dad’s shaving foam, they will eventually stop doing business with you. It doesn’t matter how smart you are.
Today, the most common question I got from Mike was, “How much money did we make off the client?” Duh! A Dollar! It bothers me every time I hear it, because it is a clear reflection that he rented Wall Street Part 2 last night, and now he thinks he should behave like Michael Douglas. Now project 10 days into the future: You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that the new Goods-Out guy sitting quietly in the corner of the room licking stamps and hearing about “muppets,” “tearing throats open” and “getting shaved” doesn’t exactly turn into a model citizen.
When I was in the bear suit I didn’t know where the bathroom was, or how to use toilet paper to dry out a cut. I was taught to be concerned with learning the ropes, finding out what pre-shave exfoliation was, understanding why Turks need to shave more than Finns, getting to know our clients and what motivated them, learning how they defined value for money, a clean shave and what we could do to help them get there.
My proudest moments in life — getting out of the bear suit, posting out my first Dollar subscription razor, winning an argument with our suppliers in Shanghai over some delayed trial size sachets of Brut by Fabergé, known as the Crown on the King’s Head Of Shaves — have all come through hard work, with no shortcuts. Dollar Shave Club today has become too much about 30 Dollars A Month and less about 1 Dollar A Month. It just doesn’t feel right to me anymore.
I hope this can be a wake-up call to Mike, Alejandra and the new bear costume guy. Make the client the focal (follicle?) point of your business again. Without clients DSC will not make money posting disposable razors out to people who get themselves tied into monthly purchase contracts over the internet, a business plan that you seem to have swung some venture capital somewhere for, even though razors are widely available in lots of different kinds of stores, and forgetting to buy a pack isn’t really a big deal, or a problem that needs an added middleman to help “solve”.
In fact, you will not exist. Well, you’ll exist of course, but you won’t be getting rich off the combination of goodwill generated by a mildly charming promo clip, and an at best ropey business idea.
Weed out the morally bankrupt people, no matter how many 5-blade-with-balm-contracts they close. And get the culture right again, so people want to work here for the right reasons. People who care only about making money will not sustain Dollar Shave Club — or the trust of its suggestible, ironic clients — for very much longer.
18 thoughts on “Why I Am Leaving Dollar Shave Club Dot Com.”
Dollar Shave Club does indeed seem to be on the fast track to oblivion. Their Facebook page is splattered with posts about money spent on subscriptions and no razors being delivered. Pity. One of the best marketing campaigns on the web in recent weeks followed up by one the of the dumbest traps any company can fall into….get so popular so fast you can’t meet customer expectations.
They just sold to Unilever for $1 billon.
Wow, my jaw hit the Floor with this. One Dollar a month is something I hear about often but mostly as a client complains about the Dollar razors. I can see by this how they are becoming greedy overnight and care next to nothing about the muppets. SAD…. Glad you were able to blow off some steam and know this. I will link this threads to all my clients so they know the truth about the Dollar club, I will also link it to the Shaving Forums to spread the word, good luck my friend. Also sorry it didn’t work out for you!
“The firm has veered so far from the place I joined that I can no longer in good conscience say that I identify with what it stands for.”
“After almost half a month at the firm ”
LOL. Whatever, winner.
Thats what I SAID!
yeah two weeks and he knows all about the company… wtf
First, I really enjoyed your article. My opinion: I do not see a recipe for longevity with DSC. In fact I can almost guarantee the opposite. Add the fact that more and more people are finding out about Dorcousa.com , it just doesn’t look good for Dollar Shave Club. With such a minuscule product selection, and an inconsistent shipping schedule, there shouldn’t be such a condescending environment. If they are going to continue to have such an arrogant attitude then the solution is inevitable yet so simple: Just cut out the freakin middle man!
Holy shit. How naive do you have to be to sign up for this nonsense?
I can make a Gillette Fusion or Schick Quattro Titanium last upwards of 3-4 months, per cartridge. How? A simple swish in Isopropyl alcohol and stropping the cartridge on my jeans once a week.
Even if you don’t do that simple maintenance, you can still easily have a Fusion / Quattro cartridge last a month.
Current rates of Quattro / Fusion = $3.00 – $4.50 per cartridge. The quality of these two cartridges are also night and day better than the garbage that Dollar Shave Club is pushing.
So I ask you, would you rather spend $3 – $4.50 / month using 1 quality cartridge or $3.50 – $9.50 / month + shipping ($Cdn), for Dollar Shave Club Crap Cartridges? Also, many users have reported having great difficulty in cancelling.
At the end of the day, it’s your money, your call. Yet I consider the founders of this business, running a fly by night scam.
Thank you, I had a boss like Mike and does it bring back memories. He would do anything for a Dollar. The cost of the $1.00 blade plus $2.00 shipping I can go to Dollar Tree or Family Dollar and save $1.50 on each blade.
It was a beautiful dream that one could have a clean shaven face, without spending hundreds of dollars per month on a personal manservant or painful electrolysis. It’s no ones fault that this dream has turned into a nightmare.
After reading this I cannot continue to support the company with my subscription, all that is left is for me to masturbate to the youtube video and think about what might have been…
I’m don’t think this article is real. I think it’s a spoof.
It may be convenient, IF you receive your order. Out of my whole 5 months being a member I didn’t receive my last 3 orders, and apparently customer service is ignoring me as i’ve been contacting them since August with no reply. Membership cancelled!
It may be more expensive, but if I buy from a store directly at least I know i’ll receive my product instead of it disappearing along with the money for it.
My Razer broke (thin part of handle) can you send me new one.
For crying out loud, look at the pictures and read the original article “Why I am leaving Goldman Sachs” by Greg Smith (it’s even linked in this article!!) and understand that this is a parody. There are so many clear indicators for that, how can anybody miss it?
Cancel my membership as of 6/28/2015 Joecanizaro1945@gmail,com
This has been put together by company shills…
Just so everyone knows, there is no 5-blade razor with Dollar Shave Club. Theres a 2-blade, a 4-blade, and a 6-blade. Additionally, Mike Dubin is cited as the CEO on multiple sources, Alejandro is not. This writter doesn’t even use accurate information, this is a joke right?
“After almost half a month at the firm” – this says it all.